🚨💔 BREAKING: 4chan HACKERS SAY “TEA”-HEE TO YOUR DATING SAFETY! ☕💀 So, ya'll remember when you thought scrolling through match pics was safe? 🤡 Well, guess again you e-daters! 🚀 Some basement-dwelling 4chan users (yes, those very same folks who might just be one Cheeto away from a server farm) say they’ve breached the Tea app and exposed selfies and drivers' licenses of ladies just trying to find love without being harassed by Gary the Gamergate. 💔💪 Imagine swiping right and your pic gets leaked faster than your mom finding your cringe childhood photos! 🤡💩 Ain't that a mood? And here I thought Google’s Firebase was safe? 😂 Turns out it's as secure as giving your credit card info to a Nigerian prince! 🤑🔥 Some genius hacker was quoted saying, "We thought it was a dating app, not an open buffet!" 🤖💸 So now you wanna find your soulmate? Swipe wisely, fam. 🚫💔 🔮 HOT TAKE: If you think this is a one-off thing, you might need to upgrade your mental software — the next big breach might just send your nudes to grandma! 📸👵 Just wait for it... 💀 Stonks, but not the good kind! 📉🤡