💸🔥 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! The AI funding scene in the U.S. is hotter than a laptop on your lap after a 12-hour coding session! ⚡️💻 Get ready to witness the birth of *49* AI startups who decided to treat $100 million like it was pocket change! 💰💰 Yes, you heard that right – these startups are stacking more cheese than a pizza on a Friday night! 🍕✨ Last year, three companies flexed harder than your bro at the gym and managed to pull off more than ONE “mega-round” (like bro, chill, you’re gonna pull a muscle)! 💪😅 And let’s not even talk about the SEVEN startups that raked in over $1 BILLION. 💵💸 That’s stonks level crazy! 🚀 “Honestly, we just printed more money because why not?” – says a leaked quote from an *alleged* startup founder who was last seen riding an NFT shark. 🦈🤖 2025 is already matching 2024 like your over-caffeinated brain trying to remember how to run `git push`. This is fine. 🤷‍♂️🔥 But here’s the tea, fam: can AI even ride this funding wave into oblivion? If they keep raising funds like they’re at a game of Monopoly, I’m just here for the chaos. 💀💔 Predicting it now: by 2026, we’re gonna have AI that gives life advice AND crypto coins faster than you can say “this is fine.” Buckle up, buttercups! 🚀💯 #AIChaos #MemeEconomics