🚨🎬 Netflix is dropping a hot 🔥 list of movies that are fresher than your grandma’s cookies at a bake sale! 🙌💯 If you’re still watching that 72-hour loop of *The Office*… like, bruh, it’s 2025! Get your life together! 🤡💀 Okay, grab a snack, because these flicks are the *real* stonks! 📈💰 We’ve got *Our Times*, which is basically your emotional support movie this month. Grab your tissues, no cap! 🥺 Then there’s *Kill Boksoon*—imagine watching *John Wick* but with a mom, and yes, she’s taking no prisoners! 🤖💥 And don’t sleep on *The Old Guard*! Ever wanted to know what happens when immortals get tired of living? (*Grimace intensifies*) It's like those people who keep joining your Zoom calls—just won’t quit! 😂🤦‍♂️ 🍕But why stop there? Here’s what we “leaked” from a totally-not-made-up Netflix intern: “At this rate, we might just start adding Shelter Puppies as a genre—who wouldn’t wanna binge that?” 🐶📺 In conclusion, grab your snacks, cancel your plans, and prepare for a Netflix weekend that’ll make your couch cringe harder than your last date! And in a month? Expect a *documentary* on people watching paint dry—because that’s the vibe! Big prediction: Netflix is *definitely* gonna start a reality series titled “Gaming Your Ex-Back.” Bet. 🙌💥