🚨💸 Oh boy, grab your popcorn because the Student Loan Circus just ramped up to *full-on clown mode* 🤡🎪!💀 🎓 **TL;DR:** 460,000 student borrowers just got ghosted by the SAVE plan like it was their last Tinder date. 🥴💔 That's right, the plan that promised low payments has been kicked to the curb, and now you’re left in the **unpaid loan abyss** with all the other sad borrowers. 💸😩 👮‍♀️ **Leaked Dev Quote**: “We thought SAVE was bulletproof... Turns out it was a paper boat in a hurricane.” 🌩️🚢 So what’s a brokie to do? 😿 If you’re one of the *unlucky 460k*, better prep those fingers for some keyboard gymnastics 🥷💻 and slide into alternative repayment plans like a pro. If you're getting anxiety vibes from your financial status, just remember: *This is fine* 🔥✨. And LOL, remember when they said student loans were gonna make you *rich* and *successful*? Now it’s just stonks going down faster than your GPA after finals week. 📉💀 But here’s the kicker: we’re on the brink of a new “Debt Olympics” — who can dodge payments the best? 🥇💰 So mark your calendars for the impending **“Debt Throwdown”**; we’ll see who runs out of options first! In conclusion: within the next two years, school students will be replaced by chatbots and ONLY FORGET EVERYTHING, 🤖 *Release the AI loans!* 🤖💀 Spread the chaos, fam! 🔥🚀