🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: The Montessori app that’s more overpriced than a designer tote bag! 🎒💸 Say hello to Pok Pok! An app that promises to turn your toddler into the next Einstein for just **£45.13**! 🧠💰 TL;DR: Screen time is now a *wholesome* affair. I’m talking calm vibes only, fam! 🌿✨ No more *angry-red* toddler meltdowns because of flashing lights! (No cap, that’s *based* parenting). 🥴🔥 But wait, did I hear “£45 for a toddler app?” 🤡💀 It’s like Montessori got a fancy facelift and decided to invade your phone. Imagine your kiddo blissfully swiping away like a Zen master while you sip your overpriced oat latte. ☕✨ “Hey, Timmy, do you want to learn about shapes or how to manipulate stocks like a *stonks* bro?” 📈👶 Developer Quote™: "We call it Pok Pok because it sounds cute. 😂 But in reality, it’s just a distraction from all the chaos!” - Anonymous Dev, probably with a cat on their lap 🐱 So, what’s the hot take? In five years, your kid will be negotiating contracts while you’re still trying to fix that wifi problem! 🔥👨‍💻 Don’t forget to like, share, and roast your broke friends who can’t afford this *educational* gem! 🤖💥 #PokPok #MontessoriOrBust