🔥 LABOR DAY SALES SOUNDING LIKE A DUD? 🤡💤 NOT ON MY WATCH! 🚀💰 Listen up fam! This Labor Day, while you’re sipping a pumpkin spice latte or grilling up inferno-level burgers, it's time to turn that cash into *super stonks* 🚀💸 with *WIRED's* latest suggestions! Get ready for *41* YES FORTY-ONE sales that’ll have you screaming “we're all gonna be rich!” like the galaxy brain meme! 🌌💥 You ever seen a pizza oven that looked so good you thought it was stolen from the future? 👀🍕 Or a laptop that makes you feel like Tony Stark while your bank account seethes? 🤖🤑 We got that FIRE 🔥 right here! *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, I developed this fire pit so I could roast marshmallows and my financial choices at the same time." 😂🔥 Imagine pulling up to a cookout with a WIRED-approved grill like “This is fine” while everyone else brings soggy potato salad. 🥴😅 Based AF. Well folks, I’m predicting that *next year*, we’ll all be living in smart caves powered by these DOPE gadgets, making it the *real* Labor Day in the cave life. 🤯🕵️‍♂️ So grab your wallets, cause this is NOT your average sales list—this is the beginning of the second digital renaissance! Share this and watch the sales go BOOM! 💥💯✨