🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨: CNET just dropped the *ULTIMATE* list of toys for kids in 2025, and let me tell you, this is more lit than a tech bro's startup pitch in Silicon Valley 🔥💰. 40 best toys? That's not a list; that’s a meme-making machine! 🤡📦 You ever seen a kid that wouldn’t trade a toddler's tantrum for one of these goodies? Nah, me neither. 🤷‍♂️ We're talking everything from the next-gen VR poop simulator (yes, that’s real, get ready for *future* cringe) to eco-friendly action figures that are basically tree-huggers in disguise 🌳🤖. These toys are about to be more popular than avocado toast at a millennial brunch! “Playtesting? More like play-CRUSHING these toy dreams,” said an imaginary CNET editor while sipping on organic almond milk 🥛💀. You KNOW the competition was rough. Can you imagine a room full of adults throwing plush giraffes like it's an Olympic sport? *Stonks!* 📈💔 But hold up, here’s a hot take: these toys are so advanced, in 2025, kids are gonna be like, “Why haven’t we devolved into full robot mode yet?” 🤯 Get ready, we’re one step closer to kids trading in their toys for *real* stocks 🤑. So, grab that kiddo and start hoarding these toys like they're Bitcoin in 2017, fam! 🚀🔥💸 Share this chaos, your friends will thank you. This is fine. 🔥💩