🚨📰 BREAKING NEWS: AMERICANS CAN'T DECIDE IF AI IS THEIR BESTIE OR JUST THAT FRENEMY WHO NEVER PAYS BACK 🍕🤔💸 💥📊 According to some *boring* survey (thanks, Associated Press 👓💼), only ~40% of workaholic adults in the U.S. are actually letting AI take over their jobs like an overenthusiastic intern on Red Bull. Meanwhile, a whopping 60% are like, "Help me find the nearest Taco Bell at 3 AM!" 🌮💻 🤯 But wait—hold up! The under-30s are out here flexing with a sick 74% saying they use AI like it’s their personal Google extra-large edition. 🧠✨ “Yo, can you write me an email, AI?”* asks a millennial drowning in Zoom calls. “Nah fam, I’m just here for the memes.”* 😂🐸 Let’s be real: older folks are still struggling to turn their devices ON and AI is just asking them to put in the passwords like “bro, it’s 2023.” 😂💀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: Brace yourselves, but at this rate, we’ll ALL be outsourcing our social skills to chatbots by 2025. 🥳🤖 Picture this: your next best friend is just a line of code in a hoodie. LMAO. 📈 Stonks? More like “stonks in an existential crisis.” This is fine! 🔥🚀