🚨💥🔥 STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING 💥🚨! The **HORI Piranha Plant camera** for the *Nintendo Switch 2* is here and it's only $40!! 😱 That's right, *only* $40 for what looks like it was designed by Mario himself while tripping on green mushrooms! 🍄💨 So here’s the tea ☕: If you wanna snap pics of your friends crashing in Mario Kart 🚗💥 or capturing those epic moments when they realize *this is fine* while camping in your campfire sim 🔥⛺, now’s your chance! This bad boy is cheaper than the official Switch 2 camera, so you can save those stonks 💰 for more overpriced snacks at the virtual console store. Someone leak this to NoCap Gaming 🕹️, because the Piranha Plant isn’t just a vibe check; it’s a full-on Aesthetic™! 🌿👑 Plus, the *pot* doubles as a USB stand! 🙌 Who knew plants could multitask better than your average millennial? 🤖 "LMAO, who needs a therapist when you can just take selfies with a Piranha Plant?” — said absolutely no one ever, but you get the vibes 😜. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: In a year or two, we’re all going to be taking our selfies with *smart* Piranha Pot 3000s that will reject your face if your cringe level hits over 9000! (Yup, look out for *that* scam, fam! 💀👀)