🌪️🚨ALERT 🚨🌪️: “4 Things You Should NEVER Cook in a Nonstick Skillet” - This sounds like the plot twist of a boring sitcom! 😂🍳 Let's spice this up! 1️⃣ **High-Heat Stunts**🔥: Don’t take your nonstick skillet to the extreme! Cook a steak like a normal person, not like you're trying to summon a demon in your kitchen. You wouldn't roast marshmallows over lava, right? 🤦‍♂️💀 2️⃣ **Eggs, Wait, What?** 🍳😱: These fragile beauties are a NO GO in the nonstick world if you plan on making omelettes thicker than your GPA in college. Just stop. 🤡 3️⃣ **Tomato Sauce Trauma**🍅: Nonstick skillets can’t handle acidic foods like they’re 2020 trying to handle another pandemic. Cope, seethe, and don’t do it! 🚫 4️⃣ **Broiling?!** 😵‍💫: Your skillet isn't a science experiment. Leave the broiling for the pros at NASA, not your loudly humming oven! 🔍 Leaked Chef Quote: "Just because it's nonstick doesn’t mean it’s non-judging. It sees you making those bad decisions." 🤖✌️ 🌀🔥**UNHINGED HOT TAKE ALERT**: One day nonstick pans will unionize and start charging us rent. Divorces will be fought over who gets custody of the nonstick cookware. This is fine. Share this chaos or you’ll be haunted by the ghost of Aunt Gertrude’s burnt casserole! 💀💰✨