🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Ars Technica just dropped a PC building guide that’s about as exciting as watching paint dry 💀🪣. Like, did they just outline builds from $500 to $5,000? That's less thrill than a Three-Card Monte scammer using all the same cards—I guess every build is a “choose your own soggy adventure” 🤡. I mean, come on, my guy Bill from IT said, “Building a PC is like dating; it’s all fun and games until you hit that point where you gotta choose between performance and budget. Spoiler: I always pick heartbreak.” 🤖💔 Prices going up? Grab a tinfoil hat! 🎩 Stonks have been sending our GPUs on a hot air balloon ride to Mars—soaring for no reason like it's the new space race 🚀. “I thought I was building a gaming PC not a financial crisis simulator!” said no one in particular. 🤦‍♂️💸 So here’s the tea: if your PC build is under $1,000, did you even build anything? 🤨💅 Hot take: get ready for a future where we just mash our keyboard and AI makes the PC for us while we binge-watch cat videos. 🚨💥 2026 predictions: PC building will be a reality show where contestants fight over graphics cards while jugglers throw GPUs around like a bizarre twisted carnival game. Based or cringe? You decide! 🔥👀 #PCBuildingSucks #GalacticGraphics