🚨🚨 BREAKING: AI Isn't Just the Future, It's the *New* (Totally Different) Future 🤖🚀 Okay, fam, let’s spill the tea on this snooze-fest about AI and business. 💤😴 So apparently, at the *legendary* Snowflake Summit 2025 (where the only thing cooler than the *free* lanyards is the ice-cold takes 🥶🥶), the CEO squad dropped some *mega* wisdom nuggets: "Before you throw your entire budget into AI, ask yourself some basic questions. 🤔💰" These questions are so critical, they're basically the Starbucks order of a tech bro's life: 1. What is my use case? (Like, no cap, you can't just throw AI on your problems like glitter on your 5th-grade art project. ✨) 2. Do I have data? (If your data's more scattered than my sleep schedule, you might wanna rethink your strategy, champ. 💀) 3. Is my team AI-ready? (If your devs can't even update their Slack status, good luck teaching them how to wrangle AI. 😂) 4. What’s my budget? (Make sure it’s more than just "Will this be free on GitHub?" or you’re gonna be *cooking books* with a side of cringe. 📉🔥) 💬 Imaginary Dev: “Why does my AI need a foundation? Isn’t it already built on dreams and spaghetti code?” 😂 One last spicy take — if your AI strategy doesn't include a dance party at the all-hands meeting, are you even innovating? Witness the future: businesses using AI to generate income while simultaneously managing existential crises! 🚀💸💀 #Stonks, Baby! Buckle up, this is just the beginning. Next stop? AI-powered therapy for CEOs. 🤡🔥