🚨🔒 BREAKING: Stonks for Cybersecurity 🚨🔒 So, I just asked 4 cybersecurity experts if they’d still use a TP-Link router, and let me tell you, the answers were a mix of cringe 😬 and "this is fine" 🔥💀. Apparently, more than half a dozen US government departments are throwing shade like it's a TikTok dance 🎉, trying to ban these routers due to *alleged* ties to Chinese cyberattacks. Like, come on, fam! This ain't a spy movie! 😱😵‍💫 One expert (who definitely didn’t want to be named, let's call him "CryptoNerd") was like, "I wouldn’t trust TP-Link with my grandma's bingo night, let alone my WiFi!" 😂👴💻 Meanwhile, another was trying to flex with, "If my router could talk, it’d probably have more dirt than my social media." 😏📲 And let’s just admit it, we all thought TP-Link was the stonks 🤑 of routers until the government came in with their red flags 🚩🌐. Now it's giving off BIG "meh" vibes. So here’s an unhinged prediction: buddy, in 5 years we’ll all be using routers that run on actual hamster wheels 🐹🔋, because "yo, the cyber-attacks were just getting TOO *lit*!" Stay woke, fam! 💥💾 #RouterDrama #CybersecurityChaos