💔💸 *BREAKING: Beauty Brand Ami Colé Says “Bye Felicia” After $3M VC Lovefest* 💸💔 👀 Sooo, grab your tissues and some popcorn 🍿 because we just saw a beauty brand drop harder than my grades after discovering TikTok! 📉😱 Ami Colé, the skincare line hotter than Drake’s new album, has decided to shut its doors faster than your ex when you ask for a refund on that overpriced foundation. 🚪🔒💔 Founder Diarrha N'Diaye-Mbaye was out here breaking glass ceilings with more finesse than a TikTok dance challenge, but even that didn't keep the lights on. “When you have more VC than actual customers, it’s time to skrrt!” she probably said with the confidence level of *Galaxy Brain* 🔮💥. FOLKS – this isn't just a business blunder, it's a whole *Peace Out* moment for beauty startups everywhere. 🙅🏽‍♀️💅🏾💔 Like, what’s the point of raising $3M if your product can't even last longer than a Snapchat? Talk about COPE. 😩 💬 *“We thought our serum was like the fountain of youth, turns out it was just a fountain of bad decisions,”* an imaginary developer might say. Fr fr, if it can happen to Ami Colé, it can happen to any beauty brand riding the hype train until it derails! 🚂💥 🔥 Prediction Time: In 2024, every beauty brand will adopt cat memes as their core marketing strategy. “Looks like Amie Colé just made your skincare routine... CRINGE.” *Cue the chaos!* 🐱💆🏽‍♀️✨ *Share this if you think you can do better, bet!* 🔥💰