🎉🚨 Hold onto your keyboards, folks! We're diving down a rabbit hole of tech chaos that's more chaotic than your last Zoom call! 🤡💾💥 So, President Trump dropped an H-1B bomb that sent tech workers running like they just saw a roach in a clean room 🪳🚀! 📉💸 *$3,800 flights?* That’s not just a ticket, that’s a mortgage payment! 🏡💰 Tech peeps are flying back faster than you can say “cancelled flight!” 🛫💔 Everyone's dodging those $100K fees like they’re dodging cringe TikToks - and honestly, same fam. ⚠️🔥 💬 *Leaked developer quote*: “I’d rather jump on a plane to *anywhere but here* than deal with another visa nightmare. Can we just hire a plane to bring us all back?!” 🗣️✈️ But, let's keep it 100 - this isn't just a panic moment. This is a full-on *“This is fine”* meme situation, folks! 🔥💀 The stonks could tank harder than your cousin trying to explain crypto at Thanksgiving. 🦃📉 So, what's the hot take? 🤔 Get ready for a new start-up: “Airbnb for Techies in Transit” ✈️💼 because who needs visas when you can just “rent” your way back into the U.S. while you’re getting served *rice* and *realities* abroad? 😂💥 #TechSnakesOnAPlane Who's in?