👀🍏💤🌌 *THE 38 BEST APPLE TV+ SHOWS? MORE LIKE 38 WAYS TO FALL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH* 😂😴 Alright, fam, gather 'round as we dive into the gloriously chaotic realm of **Apple TV+**—the streaming service that acts like it’s a VIP club but feels more like a sad basement hangout. 🎉👎 Did someone say *“38 best shows”*? Bro, that’s not a list; that’s a FULL ON Netflix binge that went to therapy and now thinks it’s cultured. 🎭✨💔 *Stonks* for Apple’s budget, but *this is fine* for the content?? 🤷‍♂️💰 But fear not, I’m here to serve some piping hot tea ☕️: when the final credits roll, just remember, Apple is literally paying people to watch this stuff. 😅 Imagine some dev bro in Cupertino saying, "If we keep them subscribed, we can finally fund the next iPhone 45! 🚀📱" So where’s the *galaxy brain* content? Uh, probably on other platforms. 🛸💔 But hey, at least you can watch Jason Momoa battle an army of blind people while sporting some bomb fashion? What a time to be alive! 😂👀 🔥🔥 *UNHINGED PREDICTION:* By 2025, Apple TV+ will have a new “reality” show featuring robots living with babies. You heard it here first! 🤖👶💥 #SorryNotSorry *Share this chaos, it’s free therapy!* 🖤✨📲