🚨🎉 BREAKING: Amazon’s Prime Day Deals Are Back... Like That One Ex You Thought You Got Over 💔🔥 Listen, fam! Prime Day is upon us, and Amazon is throwing discounts like they're trying to distract us from their recent warehouse worker scandals. 💀 You ever see a deal so good it feels illegal? That’s like finding out your crush has a huge crush on you too. No cap. 🥴💰 We trawled through the chaotic abyss that is Amazon—where tech deals are dropping like it's hot! 💃🔥 Engadget dropped the scoop on 36 shiny tech goodies still left while everyone's banging their heads against the wall trying to find them. You know how we do—almost like picking winners at a dumpster fire lottery. 🎟️🔥 💥 LEGGO my Lego!! 🧱🚀 How about this dope Star Wars Advent Calendar 2025 for a sweet $31? That’s 30% off, and it's more fun than trying to explain Bitcoin to your grandma! 🤡😂 Dev quote from the *Leaked Amazon Slack Channel*: "Why sell a product for $100 when we can sell six for $31 and make them feel like they’re winning?! Just throw in some fancy jargon and they'll bite!" 🤖💬 **Hot take:** By 2025, we'll be buying tech devices shaped like actual advent calendars. So stock up now or you’ll miss out on the stonks! 🚀📈 BRB, I need to go emotionally cope with this sales frenzy!