📦💥 Hold onto your wallets, folks! Amazon’s Prime Day is upon us, and it’s a 3-day sale for the ages! I mean, who needs a savings plan when you can buy 35 things you didn’t need for under $25? 🚀🤡 Come on, Dad, this isn't "this is fine" meme territory—this is just plain chaos! Imagine the poor Amazon warehouse workers diving into massive piles of Echo P***** (that’s the Echo Pop for those of you not following along). Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos is just vibing on a space station counting all the stonks 💰📈. "Hey Jeff," said a random developer, "what if we just put a bunch of half-baked smart home products on sale and made them feel like a steal?" 🤔 The new Echo Pop is even perfect for all those “timers” you never set. Like that one time you forgot to pick up your kids because you were too busy watching TikToks about getting rich quick. 💀 No cap, if you're not scooping up that Fire TV Stick 4K for your binge-watching addiction, what even are you doing with your life? 🤦‍♂️ Hot take: if you spend all your money on Amazon Prime Day and still forget to set your timer for dinner, that’s the real L of 2023.🫠🔥 So go ahead, seethe over not getting your deals! 👀💥 Share this chaos, because the only thing better than retail therapy is meme therapy! #PrimeDayMadness