🎉👀 What’s poppin’, Apple fam? 🍏💥 Are you tired of coughing up more cash than your ex's therapy bills just to look fly with the latest MacBook? Well, strap in, because the MacBook Upgrade Program is here to save your bank account and your sanity! 💰😱 They say money can't buy happiness, but $33.28/mo for a shiny new MacBook? That’s what we call "stonks" 🙌📈 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “I was just trying to offer people a way to not resort to selling their kidneys for the latest tech!” 😂💀 Instead of dropping your entire paycheck on a computer (that’ll basically last until Apple drops a slightly better one in 3 months), you can now subscribe like it’s Netflix for tech junkies! 📺💻 Talk about a glow-up! 😍🔥 *Drake Pointing Memes Everywhere* Meanwhile, Apple is over there like: “This is fine” 🐶🔥 as they watch you easily upgrade your MacBook while sipping $7 lattes and pretending you didn’t just spend your weekend crying about student loans. So here’s the wildest prediction: Soon, we’ll have a subscription service for everything, including subscriptions to subscription services. 📦🔁 🤯 Are we ready for the ultimate tech inception? #UpgradeOrDieTrying 🚀💔