🚨AI STARTUP ALERT: 33 US AI Startups Just Crushed the 💰💰 Game Harder Than Your Ex's Heart! 💔🤖 Last year was a WILD ride for the AI fam! 🚀 We had 49 startups flexing their wallets and raising $100M+ like they’re at a high-stakes poker match and nobody's holding back. 😂💸 Now in 2025, it’s looking like they'll be popping bottles ’cause why not? TechCrunch is reporting we’ve already seen MORE billion-dollar rounds than my impulse buys on Amazon! 🛒🔥 💥"Bro, these startups really do be raising more funds than I raise my blood pressure scrolling Twitter," said *Some Developer Who Probably Just Wants a Raise* (totally a real person). 😂 And fr fr, can we all agree that just because a startup is using AI doesn’t mean they’re not gonna collapse like a cheap folding chair at a BBQ? 😂💔 Stonks 📈 are on fire, but so is my Brita filter from the cringe levels of some of these ideas. 🤡 Like, this is fine? Nah, this is chaos! 🙃 So buckle up, fam! My hot take? By the end of 2025, we’ll be begging our toaster to analyze our dating profiles and recommend pizza toppings based on our blood type. 🍕💀 Share this if you’re ready to summon the meme gods and witness the tech apocalypse! 🚀🔥