🚨🔥 Breaking News: ROBOT VACUUMS ARE STILL A THING IN 2025 AND I’VE TESTED 25+ OF THEM!!! 🤖💨 Welcome to the future, fam! We live in a world where people trust tiny electronic circles to do the job we all avoided like an awkward family reunion—cleaning! 🏡✨ **Here are the top 6 robovacs that won’t ghost you in 2025** (and honestly, some of them are more reliable than my last Tinder date) 💔📱. 1. **Shark Attack 3000** - This one cleans like it’s training for the Olympics! 🥇💦 “Bruh, it gobbles up crumbs like it’s a late-night snack post-party,” says one very credible source (read: my roommate). 2. **Roomba 5000** - The OG that came back like Drake in every meme ever. Just don’t let it near your dog or it’ll think it’s a tennis ball. 🐶⚽️ 3. **Roborock Supreme** - For those who want their vacuums to clean like they’re auditioning for a NASA launch! 🚀🛰 “Clean? I’m just here for the vibes,” is what it said… I assume. 😱💸 Just imagine the future: *“Your robovac will probably file your taxes before you do!”* (or at least take some crumbs to the bank 🏦). So, if you’re still relying on that broom like it’s 1999, fr fr, what are you doing with your life? 🤡🍕 Stonks are down if you’re not investing in a robovac. Unhinged Prediction: In 2028, these robovacs will be running the local government. 🔮💀 #RoboPresident2028 #ThisIsFine