🔥🚨 HOLD THE PHONE, FOLKS! 🚨🔥 Marshall just dropped the Middleton II, and it comes fully loaded with 30 HOURS of battery life! That’s more time than I’ve spent on TikTok this week, and trust me, that’s saying something. 📱💀 Legit, it'll keep the party 🎉 bumpin' longer than your uncle at a wedding trying to impress the DJ. This new compact boi promises 360-degrees of sound – so no matter where you are in the room, you’ll STILL hear that “hey, I need more guac” request crystal clear 🤖🗣️. According to some *totally real* dev quotes I found in the depths of the internet, one engineer said, “We just made the bass deeper so your neighbors can also enjoy your questionable music taste." 🎶💔 Not only does it pack some serious audio punch with beastly 30-watt woofers, but it also doubles as a power bank! 🔋💰. So while your phone is gasping for air (my phone right now: *seethes*), the Middleton II is like, “I gotcha fam.” In a world where high-end tech usually has battery life shorter than my attention span, Marshall's like, "Nah, we're the stonks of sound!" 📈🚀 🌌🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: 10 years from now, people will be using Middleton II as a time machine! You heard it here first, future historians! You’re welcome! 🤡💥 #Middleton2OrBust