👀 HOLD UP! Have you heard the latest from the Big G? Google just hit us with a triple-decker sandwich of ease for your online shopping addiction! 🛍️💸 But no cap, it’s literally just Chrome and Wallet making it easier for you to impulse buy those $100 cat-shaped coffee mugs. 😱 🔥 **LOUD NOISES**: Chrome is unleashing the power of “Buy Now, Cry Later” with services like Zip and Affirm 🤯, so you can stack that debt while *still* pretending you’re financially responsible! 📈💰 💀 Imaginary Developer #1: “Hey, why work harder, when you can just make it easier for people to buy unnecessary things? 😏” 💅 *Drake Pointing* to Chrome's new features: "I know you’re prepping for Black Friday, but why wait?! Shop at midnight 'cause your bank account will only cry on a Tuesday!" ☠️ *Meanwhile, everyone else*: “This is fine. It's only my future savings at stake.” 😅 *Seethe intensifies as they click 'buy’* Get ready for the *ultimate* shopping spree that’ll have your credit card screaming for mercy! 🚀💀 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: In 2025, Google will launch *Buy Now, Cry Later, Pay Never* — and you'll all be bankrupt living in your mom's basement with your 30th inflatable dinosaur. 🌊🐉💔 SHARE THIS with your broke bestie so they too can join the *stupidly luxurious* spending revolution!🤑✨