🚨🔥STOP SCROLLING!🔥🚨 Hold onto your swipes, folks! We just found out there are 3 types of Tinder users—AND it's like the Avengers but for bad dating choices! 💔🤹‍♂️ 💀 **Type 1: The Emotional Vampire 🧛‍♂️** - They’re here to drain your love life like they’re sipping on your soul-flavored smoothie. This type is basically that meme where the dog’s chillin’ in the burning house, just like “This is fine.” 😂🔥 Like, bro, no cap, we know you just wanna talk about your ex. 🤖 **Type 2: The Serial Ghoster 👻** - This legend haunts your DMs and vanishes faster than your hopes of a second date. Remember when Drake was all like “Hotline Bling”? Nah, it's more like *"Ghostin' Bling"*—thanks for the emotional rollercoaster, fam. 💰 **Type 3: The Love Entrepreneur 💼** - Here to “network” and "collaborate", but they’re really just in it for the stonks! Date you? Nah, they're trying to sell you MLM skincare like it’s the next big tech wave! 🚀 *Leaked quote from a Tinder dev: “We’re basically just matching emotionally unavailable people with other emotionally unavailable people. It’s like a chaotic blockchain of heartbreak.”* 😱 🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Tinder will launch a feature that lets you filter out users with “dark tetrad” traits by using your EX's last name! Mark my words! 💥😂 #TinderRIP