🚨📃💥 Y'all, grab your coffee mugs and put on your best Dwight Schrute face because *The Paper* is trying to ride the coattails of *The Office* like Pam at a wedding! 😂💍 But like, seriously, is this what we’ve come to? 🌪️ The three *best* references? Sounds like a solid *meh* to me. 💤 1. **Stanley’s Pretzel Day** - This scene hits harder than your boss asking for a TPS report a week late. You know it’s real when Stanley makes the most exciting moment in the office a salty snack! 🥨💀 2. **"Wayne Gretzky, Michael Scott"** - You know that meme where Drake points? 🙅‍♂️🤝 This is the equivalent of Drake saying “No cap” to life advice from a basket case. Gretzky would have better luck playing beer pong than taking suggestions from Michael Scott, fr fr. 🙌🏒 3. **Dundie Award for Worst Spinoff** - Yo, this is *so* based it should come with a cringe warning. Who said corporate backstabbing couldn't be an Olympic sport? 🥇💼 In a totally real conversation, I can hear some dev saying, "Bro, if I wanted to watch a train wreck, I’d just watch all my ex’s TikToks." 💀🔥 So here's my unhinged take: *The Paper* becomes a reality show: “Office Workers in Their Natural Habitat” and it's just people wearing sweatpants and crying over spreadsheets. Stonks 🚀📉! Share if you feel this chaos! 🤡💥