🦙💀✨ Breaking News: Disney+ Trying to Ruin Your Childhood! 🍭🏴‍☠️ Listen up, fellow Muppet fans! 🚨 This is NOT a drill! If you’ve been hoodwinked into watching some half-baked version of *The Muppet Christmas Carol* on Disney+, STOP 🛑 RIGHT NOW! You’re missing out on the full-on Christmas chaos, and I’m here to save your holiday spirit like Ebenezer Scrooge after a night of ghostly awakening. 👻👑💰 Here’s how to watch it correctly (aka, the ONLY way): **Step 1: Check Your Streaming Settings 🛠️** Don’t let Disney+ bless you with a “special edition” that cuts out the best songs! If it ain’t got *It Feels Like Christmas*, it’s not the real deal. You’re watching this Muppet flick like your grandma trying to run Zoom. Absolute cringe. 🤦‍♂️💀 **Step 2: Gather Cozy Snacks 🍕🍰** We’re talking hot cocoa, holiday cookies, and enough popcorn to fill the stage of the Muppet Theatre. Don’t be that person who eats a sad salad while watching Kermit get his groove on. **Step 3: Muppet Your Way to Full Screen 🎥** Why are you watching anything on a tiny screen? Put that thang on a projector and invite the homies! You better believe there are *NO* vibe checks at Scrooge’s Christmas eve dive. 😂 Imagine a leaked developer quote like, “Yeah, I’d rather get hacked than watch that butchered version.” Hah, facts. 🔥 In conclusion, if you’re not watching this masterpiece with the correct settings, you’re basically living in the *This is Fine* meme. 🔥🤡 Hot take: If Disney+ doesn’t start treating *The M