👀💔 Welcome to the *DATING DYSTOPIA* of 2025, where love is dead and new words are birthed like crypto scams! Let's dive into these cringe terms fresher than a vegan TikTok smoothie! 🥤✨ 1. **Banksying**: 🤷‍♂️💸 You know how banks keep your savings hostage? Yeah, same vibes when someone's ghosting you but still wants a “just in case” option. It’s like they’re saying, “I love you but also the concept of being single is just *chef’s kiss*!” 🤡 *“I’m basically a financial advisor for broken hearts,”* says our long-suffering singles analyst. 2. **Floodlighting**: 🌊💡 Imagine someone shining a floodlight on all your insecurities instead of just letting you breathe, like your X asking for your passwords 3 dates in. *“You thought we were building trust? Nah, I’m just drowning you!”* 💀 3. **Throning**: 👑🔱 This one’s all about the royal treatment, but we’re talking about the kind that gives you a full-on PTSD flashback of your last relationship. *“Dating should feel like a fairytale, except it’s a horror flick,”* says a completely fictional therapist. So here’s the juicy prediction: By 2026, we’ll be using AI-generated relationship terms that sound like they belong in a dystopian novel. *Stonks up🚀, love down📉!* Get ready to *seethe* into your next date! 🍷🔥 #DatingDisaster2025