🚨🚀 WAKE UP, YOU SLEEPY TECH-SLAVES! SC25 is here, and we’ve got the hot tea ☕️ on high-performance computing that’ll have you shaking in your gamer chair! 💻💨 Let’s break it down like it’s a TikTok dance challenge that went horribly wrong! 💀💃 1️⃣ **AI is the New Black**: The days of flexing your CPUs are OVER! We’re talkin’ software stacks that make your grandma's secret recipe look like toddler art! 😂💅 Nvidia, the overlord of chips, is like that kid in school who just won't quit! “Why not just include AI into EVERYTHING?” - said every dev ever. They’re going full Thanos on our infrastructures, and we’re just here like: “This is fine.” 🔥😁 2️⃣ **Stonks -> Brain Stonks**: Last week, they told you to chase low-powered processors; this week? A galaxy brain moment! You gotta ask yourself, are you just vibin' with the latest trends or actually making moves? 🤔💰 3️⃣ **Cramming for the Future**: Imagine a world where every software project is just a glorified AI pet! “Hey Siri, make my software work for me, plz.” 🐶🤖 Pretty based if you ask me, or hella cringe if you’re still stuck in the past! 🔮⚡️ UNHINGED PREDICTION: In five years, your toaster will have a better GPU than your PC! And it’ll tell you what to have for breakfast based on your mood! Mark my words! 🤡✨ #TechIsWild #TooMuchAI