🚨💥🔥 TechCrunch All Stage 2025 is about to go down in Boston, and if you're not there, are you even a founder? 🤡💸 I mean, come on, the only thing more tragic than your failed startup pitch is missing out on saving 💰💰 UP TO $475! Literally, that’s like ordering a grande soy hazelnut latte every day for a month and just saying “This is fine” while your bank account goes to ✨zero✨. 🧠 “Bro, why would I pay full price when I can save my stonks?” - some dude who definitely makes bad financial decisions. 🤖💀 So here’s the sitch, investors, founders, and all those “I totally have a startup idea” people are flocking to the SoWa Power Station like pigeons on a hot dog 🌭. No cap, if you don’t show up and shake hands (and throw some **spicy** pitches), are you even in the game? 👀🤷‍♂️ This event is about to be lit 🔥, where dreams get funded and egos get deflated like a sad balloon 🥳➡️💔. **Prediction alert 🚨**: Kanye West will crash the event yelling about how he can revolutionize tech with only his mind and a pair of Crocs. 👟💥 Mark my words! Get your pass, or prepare to seethe in unfulfilled potential! 🤯💨 #TechCrunch2025 #BostonOrBust