🚨📸 BREAKING NEWS: The Ultimate Guide to Camera Types That Will Make You Say "WTF?!?" 🤯💥 A decade in photography? 🎉 Must be like a million years in dog years, right? Welcome to the age of enlightenment where every "photographer" thinks they’re the next Ansel Adams because they rocked a filter on Instagram! 📷🌈 Listen up, fam! Here are the *THREE* cameras you NEED to complete your sad collection of unedited selfies: 1. **DSLR:** The “I’m serious about my hobby” camera. 💼 Perfect for pretending you know the rule of thirds while secretly Googling “how to operate this beast.” Don’t forget to *flex* on those #NoFilter posts! 🚀💾 2. **Mirrorless:** For when you wanna look sleek but still be confused AF about your lens choices. 📏 It’s like saying “I’m here for a real shoot” but actually just vibing at a coffee shop. ☕️💥 3. **Smartphone:** The "I’ve got a PhD in TikTok" device! 🥳 Because let’s be real, your phone is basically a pocket-sized DSLR, but with 1000% more selfies and text messages from your mom asking why you haven’t settled down yet. 🥲📱 Now, here’s the real tea 🍵💅: “Developers” are saying it’s time we take photography advice from TikTok influencers who got their tips from meme pages. (Leaked convo: "Yeah, bro, just grab a ring light and you’re good to go!" - Anonymous Developer 👀) 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, every photographer will only use AI to create “original” content while they kick back with their iced coffee. 📈💰 Mark my words, the industry is about to go full-on anime crazy. *