🌟📸🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE APPLE UNIVERSE! 🍏💥 Hold onto your shorts, folks! The iPhone 17 is here and it’s dropping camera features that make your selfies look like they just walked off the set of a movie. 🍿✨ **1. Square Sensor Madness** 🟥🤳 Forget that lame rectangle you were using! Apple said, "Why not make it a square?" Only true GOATs use square sensors. 🤯 *Leaked dev quote:* “It was either this or we just throw a Pixel 7 at the wall 🤷‍♂️.” **2. Dual Camera Capture** 👀🔄 Because one camera isn’t enough to capture your cringe dance moves! Dual cams will have you dodging bad angles like it's a TikTok dance challenge. Drake’s gonna be mad he ain't got this one. 😎🎶 *“I’m just here for the stonks,” said one iPhone 17 beta tester.* **3. 8X Optical-Like What?** 🔍✨ We don’t even know what that means, but it sounds like my blurry cousin's vacation pics just got an upgrade! 🌌📷 Getting that optical zoom like Elvis in the building! But will this be enough to keep Apple from starting a tech cult? 🤔🔥 🔥🧠 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Apple will release an iPhone that takes photos with such insane quality, you can sell ‘em as NFTs! Get ready to be broke but vibing! 💸🚀 #iPhone17 #CameraGoals #MemeLordApproved