🚨🔥 STOP THE PRESSES! Google’s just launched their latest *NEST CAM 2K EDITION*! 🕵️‍♀️👀 Grab your tinfoil hats, fam, because your house is about to become a reality TV show for AI! 💀🤖 🥳 Now featuring 2K resolution – that’s like watching your cat’s existential crises in ultra-high-def! 🙀✨ But wait, there’s more! Enter *Gemini AI*! GK-18 (Googles' newest overlord) is here to *become one with your smart home*. Forget privacy, that’s so 2020! 🤭💰 👨‍💻 In a *”leaked”* convo, one developer said, “We wanted to make sure your home is watching you & judging your life choices in 4K!” 🤡💔 🤳 Like fam, I can barely get my life together, and now my fridge is judging me for that midnight ice cream binge? 😱🍦 Also LOL, who asked for smart homes to be *this* smart? 🔥 *Drake meme* “IDEAL HOME” using Gemini: *this is fine* while my oven conspires to destroy me! 🤯 Prediction: By 2025, we’ll be begging our AI to forgive us for every bad choice while it charges us rent! 💸 *STONKS* for tech overlords! 🚀💥