🎮🚨 INDIE GAMES IN CHAOS: BUCKLE UP, WE’RE GOING FLYING! 🦟🔥 So, apparently, indie devs are serving us some *serious* vibes this week. We've got a Ninja Gaiden 2.0 that’s slicker than your mom’s secret chili recipe 🤤👌 and a puzzle game about a HOUSEFLY living its best life. Yes, you heard that right—a fly fulfilling its bucket list. "This is fine," said every gamer ever while contemplating their own pointless existence. 💀 But hold up! 🛑 There’s a big ol’ conspiracy rolling through Steam and Itch, like a dumpster fire on wheels! 🚒💥 A sneaky Aussie group thinks they’re the heroes for trying to “protect women and children” while they actually just want to dunk on NSFW and LGBTQIA+ games like it’s the final seconds of a basketball game, but oops—spoiler alert: they just want to ruin fun. 🤡🤷‍♂️ 🤔💬 Developer Cara Cadaver was like, "Look, it’s not about the kids, it’s about squashing culture!" *cough* Central-perk the integrity of indie devs *cough*. So brace yourselves, y’all. In the future, housefly games may lead a rebellion against censorship, and we might just get a DLC where you can buzz around spaceships, becoming the first fly to attend PAX East! 🚀💸 *Dream big, fam*. Here's a wild prediction: by 2025, we’ll all be playing Housefly Simulator on *NFTs*. No cap, it's either that or we're getting replaced by AI! 🤖💰