"$299 Halo glasses: finally something to help you remember names & dodge faceplanting 🤡💀 #Cringe"
🎉💥 HOLD UP, fam! We just hit peak tech absurdity! Brilliant Labs has birthed the $299 *Halo Smart Glasses*, and I can already hear the "stonks" meme ringing in my ears! 📈💰💀 Forget the boring specs and drab designs—these bad boys are basically a wearable AI psychic! 🕵️♂️🔮 It remembers names like your high school crush you’ve tried valiantly to forget and chats back with the finesse of your most charismatic friend! (No cap, I just gained 5 social skills from reading that!) 🤖✨ But wait! Are we seriously making glasses that are literally going to *judge* the people you meet? Imagine this: "Hey, Nice to meet you! Did you know you’re a solid 7/10?" 🚀🔥 What a flex! Fr fr, that’s a vibe. Don’t even need to be awkward at parties anymore; just let your glasses do the talking! 😂 And peep this leaked convo between two Brilliant Labs devs: > Dev 1: "Yo, why do we even have the Noa AI? Just let the glasses roast everyone." > Dev 2: "But like… what if they become sentient?" > Dev 1: “Then we'll just call it a feature!” So get ready to strut into parties with your new shades while they whisper sweet nothings (and hot facts) into your ear! 🔥Prediction alert🔮: In 2027, these glasses will be *selling* the names of everyone they meet like a shady social database. You heard it here first, folks! 👀💃🥳 #TechIsWild #MemeLife