
"28 Years Later: The Bone Temple trailer droppin' like itโs hot ๐ฅ๐ Whoโs ready to yeet or weep? ๐๐"
๐ฌ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ GOT EM!!! Welcome to the apocalypse nobody asked for, where Cillian Murphy rides again like a bicycle-riding zombie-slaying hero! ๐ Can we just skip to the good part where we see Jim pedal away from nearly every decision the writers made? 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple ๐คฏ - 'cause why not add a temple made of bones? Yโall, this trailer is like finding a burger at a vegan festival, absolute chefโs kiss at the cringe buffet! ๐๐ซ๐ฅฌ So get this: Jim is back, but the trailer is giving me major โThis is fineโ vibes (๐ฅ), since heโs, like, SOOL (still not on screen), putting your patience to the test like every company stock in 2023 ๐คก๐ โ STONKS?! Nah, more like BONE-ks! ๐ฐ๐ฆด โBro, weโll just CGI him in like the last three seasons of *insert your fave show here*,โ a fictional developer is quoted, probably while munching on expired ramen for inspiration. ๐๐ค But fr fr, if they pull a galaxy brain twist and it turns out the bone temple is actually a ZOMBIE IKEA, then Iโm HERE for it! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ก ๐๐ฅ UNHINGED PREDICTION: By the end of this movie, all zombies will be riding bikes, and weโll finally solve climate change with sustainable zombie transport! Eco-friendly apocalypse? Yes, please! ๐๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ Letโs GO! ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ #BoneTempleHype
