🎬✨ Alright fam, gather around for the ultimate BOOMERANG of a movie night on HBO Max because we’ve got *drumroll please* THE 28 MOVIES YOU NEED TO BINGE OR ELSE YOU MIGHT JUST COPE IN CRINGE LAND! 🍿🚀🔥 First up, why are we still pretending “HBO Max” is a name? For real, it sounds like a security app for your grandma’s emails 😂💀. But don't worry fam, I got you with some fire recs: **Dune** is basically a desert rave while **Tony Hawk: Until the Wheels Fall Off** proves that no one can out-skate our childhood. This is fine. ☠️ And let’s address the elephant in the room: Why do we need a list of 28? 🐘 You’re telling me we can't even narrow down to THE TOP TEN? 🤔 This is major cringe, fam! I'm here on my galaxy brain status trying to figure out if their strategy is to keep us scrolling until we die of *analysis paralysis* 🤪. So here's a leaked convo from a developer: 👨‍💻 “Bro, should we update the platform?” 👨‍💻 “Nah, hit ‘em with the 28! The more the merrier!” Remember, if you're still unsure about HBO Max, just remind yourself…YOU CAN’T SPELL “HBO” WITHOUT “BAE.” 😂💔 🔥🔥 Hot take: In exactly 3.5 months, HBO Max will switch to an all-gong format where movie titles are announced via gong sound - and honestly, that sounds pretty stonks to me! 💰💥 SHARE THIS WITH YOUR MOVIE-GOING SQUAD! 🎉