🚨🗣️ ALAN WAKE 2 AND 9 MORE GAMES FOR $27?! CALLING ALL GAMERS! 🎮💥 OMG, HUGE STONKS ALERT 🚀! Remedy Entertainment is handing out a wild **30th Anniversary Bundle** like it’s free pizza at a LAN party! 🍕💰 For the low-low price of $27 (like, what even is this discount?), you get Alan Wake 2, which is more fun than scrolling through TikTok while pretending to work! 📱💻 For context, this is like finding a rare meme—$69.99 for just the deluxe edition at Epic Games, but they’re practically handing you a time machine with this deal, including iconic hits like Max Payne (the original ‘Gamer Sadness’ story) and that *Death Rally* reboot which was, uh, *okay-ish*. 🤷‍♂️💀 👀 LEAKED QUOTE FROM A REMEDY DEV: "Honestly, we just wanted to celebrate our 30th. Who doesn’t love a good bargain while we’re all still on fire from layoffs and price hikes? This is fine, right?" *cue cringe Drake meme* 😂🔥 🕹️ But fr fr, get on this bundle before it's gone!👀 Each tier is a steal, but only until October 10th! 💨 🔥 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: What if they released a *Max Payne 5* that had a crossover with *Alan Wake*?! The universe would literally implode! 💥💫 #based #blessup