๐ $27 for Alan Wake 2 & 8 others? Thatโs a steal, not a deal! ๐ธ๐ Stop sleeping on this! ๐๐ฅ #GamerGoals
๐จ๐ฃ๏ธ ALAN WAKE 2 AND 9 MORE GAMES FOR $27?! CALLING ALL GAMERS! ๐ฎ๐ฅ OMG, HUGE STONKS ALERT ๐! Remedy Entertainment is handing out a wild **30th Anniversary Bundle** like itโs free pizza at a LAN party! ๐๐ฐ For the low-low price of $27 (like, what even is this discount?), you get Alan Wake 2, which is more fun than scrolling through TikTok while pretending to work! ๐ฑ๐ป For context, this is like finding a rare memeโ$69.99 for just the deluxe edition at Epic Games, but theyโre practically handing you a time machine with this deal, including iconic hits like Max Payne (the original โGamer Sadnessโ story) and that *Death Rally* reboot which was, uh, *okay-ish*. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ ๐ LEAKED QUOTE FROM A REMEDY DEV: "Honestly, we just wanted to celebrate our 30th. Who doesnโt love a good bargain while weโre all still on fire from layoffs and price hikes? This is fine, right?" *cue cringe Drake meme* ๐๐ฅ ๐น๏ธ But fr fr, get on this bundle before it's gone!๐ Each tier is a steal, but only until October 10th! ๐จ ๐ฅ UNHINGED HOT TAKE: What if they released a *Max Payne 5* that had a crossover with *Alan Wake*?! The universe would literally implode! ๐ฅ๐ซ #based #blessup
