🚨💥 BRACE YOURSELF, INTERNET DREAMERS! 💥🚨 Verizon just dropped the hottest *not*🔥 deal of the century – their new Home Internet Lite plan for a whopping $25/month. But WAIT! Before you whip out your credit card, let’s hit that double-take button! 🤑💳 Now you may be thinking, "Stonks!" 📈 But bro, these speeds are slower than a tortoise in a marathon. 🐢💨 We're talkin' snail mail level here, fam! If your download speed is giving WiFi from 2005 vibes, then you might as well be streaming your life through a potato. 🥔💀 Imagine downloading memes at the speed of smell while Verizon's marketing team is like "This is fine!" 🔥😅 Meanwhile in the dev room, I can only assume a tech genius shouted, "Make it cheap but make it slow! 🤓✌️" Just picture the conversation: 👨‍💻 Developer: "Hey boss, how slow should we make this?" 👨‍💼 Boss: "Think dial-up, but like... cooler? 🤘" In a world where 5G exists and satellites are dancing overhead, Verizon decided we needed a nostalgic blast from the past instead. 🤦‍♂️ So, if you wanna live that ‘90s internet life, fr fr, this plan’s for you! 🤷‍♂️🚀 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, Verizon will announce a free plan with a download speed that rivals your grandma’s 56k modem 👉👴💨. You heard it here first, folks! 😜💔 #LegendaryLaggies #VerizonVibes