🚨🎬🔥 BREAKING NEWS: HBO Max is DEAD... nah just kidding, it's alive and kicking like your uncle after one too many at a wedding! 🥳💃 So, you've got 25 movies that are basically the cinematic equivalent of “Here’s your participation trophy” 🏆😴—like, who even cares? But, let's be real: You've got Dune (the movie that made sand seem interesting) and Tony Hawk’s doc (because apparently, 2023 wasn’t chaotic enough without some adrenaline junkie trying to grind on a half-pipe🥴). 👀 **Top Picks To Watch Instead:** - “How to Cope with Your Streaming Subscription Crisis” 🍕 (a documentary that doesn’t exist, but it should) - “How I Met Your Password” (a classic rom-com about losing every login imaginable) 😂💔 But seriously, HBO Max is like that friend who keeps inviting you to boring parties, but every now and then, they say “YOLO” and bring out the FIVE-ALARM spicy wings! 🌶️🚀 🔑 Fun "leaked" quote from a dev who definitely didn’t exist: “We decided to cram 25 titles into the list to distract from the fact that we’ve milked every franchise dry. #Stonks💰” 🔥 Now my hot take: In 2024, HBO Max will feature an entire channel dedicated to Cats—just Cats, 24/7. Because why not?💀😸 Go forth and stream... or just watch cat videos! 😂