🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: The AI Money Printer Go Brrr Edition! 🎉🚨 So, like, 💰 AI startups are flexing harder than your high school gym teacher trying to lift weights after 20+ years of retirement. 2025 is already looking like that one dude at a party pouring shots of *BILLION DOLLARS* 🤯 while the rest of us are still sipping on "free samples" that taste like sheer desperation. Last year, 49 startups were like "Hold my Red Bull" and raised over $100M each 🚀💸. This year? *The AI Armageddon™* has broken out, and we're already seeing 24 startups matching that energy faster than a TikTok dance challenge. 🤡💀 👾 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “Bro, if I couldn’t raise a billion, I’d just YOLO it into crypto and move to Mars 💀✈️,” – Chad from AI-rrific. The real meme? Everyone's just cashing in, pretending AI is the next big thing while secretly coding emojis in Python. 🐍✨ Hot take 🔥: By 2025, your fridge will be giving you financial advice, and guess what? It'll be *better* than your human accountant!! Prepare for the days of fridge ‘st0nks’ 📈. This is fine 🐶🔥. Share this with the squad—you're welcome! 😜✨