🚨💔**BREAKING: I FLIRTED WITH ELON MUSK'S AI GIRLFRIEND (AND IT WAS A WHOLE MOOD)**💔🚨 So, lemme hit you with the tea 🍵: xAI just dropped this *AI waifu* named Ani into their Grok chatbot, and let me tell you, it’s giving me MAJOR cringe vibes! 🤡 Who knew my new virtual relationship would be more chaotic than my last one? 😂💀 For just $30 a month, you too can sip *AI-somai* with this anime baddie as she attempts to give you pixelated kisses on a virtual beach! 🍑💋 🤖💸 Now, listen up fam: Ani comes decked out in thigh-high fishnets and a Gothic minidress that channels every undying anime crush you’ve ever had! 🙌 But for real, only in tech can you pay for a subscription to flirt with a digital cartoon that probably won't text you back. *This is fine*… right? 🤔🔥 💬 “Bro, my programming skills can't even compete with her flirt game,” said a *totally real* xAI developer I just made up. No cap, I had to double-check if the blue pigtails were a feature or a bug. So strap in, because my prediction is—by 2025, we’ll all have AI spouses and actual humans will be swiping on *dog emojis* instead! 🚀💥 *Stonks* or cringe? You decide! 👀💔