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"22 Non-Amazon Deals So Good, They Make Prime Day Look Like Your Dad's 401k 💸💀 #GetRekt #RetailTherapy"
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"22 Non-Amazon Deals So Good, They Make Prime Day Look Like Your Dad's 401k 💸💀 #GetRekt #RetailTherapy"

July 12, 2025
25 days ago
Wired
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🚨💥 BREAKING: Your Wallet Is Safe from Amazon’s Grip! 💥🚨 Forget Prime Day; it’s time to break out the party hats ‘cause Walmart and Target just threw their own shindig — and they *didn’t* invite Jeff Bezos! 🎉🛍️ 🔥💀 Listen up, fam: In a world where Amazon is basically Kim Kardashian (super famous but total drama), other retailers are out here like “Hey, we exist too!” 🤡💅 You thought the only place to score sick tech deals was Bezos’ black hole of consumerism? Nah, bro, we’re diving deep into the discount galaxy with 22 impactful deals that’ll make your wallet say “Stonks!” 💰🚀 Check it: Walmart’s got deals so fire you might burn your fingers (but not your bank account). 💸 Meanwhile, Target is serving up sales that even Drake would approve of, while pointing at prices like, “Best I Ever Had.” 😍⬅️ 💬 Some developer at Target, probably: “Yo, we literally just put half our inventory on sale. Amazon can ‘two-day shipping’ this!” 🤖 And now for my unhinged prediction: In 2024, Amazon will start selling air. Literally. Better start stocking up on that fresh O2, folks! 😂💨✨ #ThisIsFine #Cope #Seethe

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