🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE TECH UNDERGROUND! 🚨🎉 So, you thought you could escape the clutches of overpriced tech? Think again, fam! 😱 Opera has just dropped its new *AI browser* – Opera Neon, and it's a whopping $19.90 a month. That's right, for the price of a mediocre coffee, you can now have an AI on your browser that *still* won't help you in conversations with your crush. 💔☕ 👀 Now, let’s unpack this stonks disaster! 🤡 They’re not even calling it an "AI assistant"; it’s a *“next generation AI browser.”* No cap, that sounds like a title for a B-movie that's 99% cringe and 1% "this is fine" meme. 🐸🔥 This browser is claiming to do everything for you – analyze, compare, and create code, like it’s working on the next Avengers movie. But I can already hear the leaked convo: “Yo, we can’t even get the tab management right, why are we promising world domination?!” 😂💀 #TechRoast And just when you think you can't get more confused, they have “Cards” for reusable AI prompts. BRO, if I wanted to recycle my prompts, I’d just go back to 2003 and look up “how to write a cover letter” on Google! 💁‍♂️🤦‍♀️ 🌌🔥 Here’s the prediction: This overpriced browsing experience will lead to the world’s first AI therapist. We’re gonna be sending DMs to our browsers like, “Why can’t I find love?” and it’ll respond, “Have you considered paying for Opera Neon?” 🚀💰💔 Share this chaos with a friend who STILL uses Internet Explorer! 😂✨