"20K docs vibing with AI scribe 🩺✨, but watch out fam, the competition's like, 'hold my Gatorade'! 💀🔥"
🚨🔥 BREAKING: AI Scribe Just Dropped Like It’s Hot! 💻🤖💨 So, you've got Freed flexing like a gym bro saying "Yo, 20,000 clinicians using our AI scribe!" 🏋️♂️💪 But hold up, while they’re busy with small clinics and solo practitioners, the REAL competition is coming in like an army of squishy baby seals—sneaky but deadly! 🦭💥 Leaked quote from a *totally legit* developer at Freed: “We thought going small was cute. But now every startup named after a bird is trying to steal our lunch.” 🐦🥪 And my dude, it’s all fun and games until some high-key cringe AI comes along and starts taking your patients’ heartbeats like they’re poker chips! 💰🃏 Meanwhile, big hospital systems be like Drake pointing to their “maybe later” pile of AI contracts while small clinics are on the struggle bus 🚍💨. Stonks? More like low-key stonks 🚫💹. Here’s the hot take: in 2 years, you’ll have AI scribes addicted to NFTs—like, "Hey doc, can I pay you in digital cat pictures?" You heard it here first! 😱💀🤣💸 Time to cringe into the future, y’all! 🌌✨ #FreeTheScribes #AIRevolution