🚨🔥 BREAKING: The *Best* Mouth Tape of 2025 has been discovered, and it’s LIT! 🤐💤 TikTokkers & self-proclaimed biohackers are out here recommending this sticky lifestyle choice like it’s the holy grail of REM sleep. But hold up—let’s not forget that not everyone wants to be a *Mummy* at night! 🧟‍♂️💀 Imagine waking up feeling like you just survived a choking hazard instead of a beauty sleep sesh 😱. This ain't a vibe! No cap, mouth tape is just sleep’s way of saying "Welcome to the Worst of 2025!" 🤦‍♂️🤡 PRO TIP: Don’t be like Dave, who tried mouth tape and ended up singing opera in his sleep. “I thought it was gonna be a ‘Biohack’ but more like ‘Bye-Bye, Hack!’” 🥴🎤 Drake pointing meme: *Mouth tape?* No thanks, I’ll take my chances with the snoring. 🚫💤 What happens when you tape your mouth shut and dream of pizza? 🍕💭 Well, let’s just say you might wake up and realize you’re still hungry, but now you also can’t breathe. 🤷‍♀️😂 So, in 2025, predicting the future—everyone will be using mouth tape... except me! I’ll be over here thriving, sipping on my ‘I Told You So’ tea. ☕️📈 #Based #Cringe