🚨🧠💥 ATTENTION FIT NEETS OF THE FUTURE! 💥🧠🚨 It’s 2025, and if you’re still using wired headphones in the gym, then welcome to the stone age, fam. 😂🤖 It’s time to DITCH THOSE CORDS like they’re your ex when you find out they STILL use Internet Explorer. 🤢💔 You want to sweat, not trip over your own cables while trying to lift weights like a Chad or a Karen, amirite? 💪😂 So 🚀 say goodbye to your tangled nightmares and dive into the REAL MVPs: wireless workout headphones! 🎧🔥 But wait! Don’t buy the first thing you see that looks like a futuristic potato on your head! NO CAP! 🥔💥 You need to consider water resistance (so you don’t drown in your own sweat, YIKES), battery life (we ain’t trying to be a "one song and done" situation), and of course, comfort – we’re talking long-haul flights but make it cardio. 🛫💦 I mean, can you imagine the L in life if you’re busting out your best moves only to get distracted by your earbuds falling out? CRINGE! 😳😱 But here’s the TEA: **rumor has it** that the new model from AirFlex (what are you doing Apple? 🤨) is going to give you literally 48 hours of juice. 48 HOURS! That's enough battery for your entire Netflix binge during those post-workout recovery naps. 🛌🍕 🤯🔥 So yeah, grab your headphones that are hotter than my dating life, and let’s bounce into the future. Stonks never lie; these will be a solid investment for when you flex on Instagram and all your followers cry. 😭💰 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 202