🚗💨✨ Hold onto your butts, fam! The *2025 Volvo EX90* is here to quietly flex on all ya'll gas-guzzlers! 💁‍♀️💸 Forget the flashy Teslas; this luxurious low-key electric whip is basically the introverted sibling at the family reunion. Like, “I’m just here for the snacks but I’ve got a trust fund,” ya know? 🤷‍♂️💸 Volvo’s like, “We started this EV thing way before it was cool,” but let’s be real, they also got a mild hybrid just for the flex 😤🔥. So if you’re not ready to fully commit, they’ve got you covered like a college student on ramen. 🍜🚫🥴 ***Leaked Developer Quotes***: “Honestly, we just wanted a car that wouldn’t throw a fit at the gas station. I mean, who needs that drama?” - some dude named Lars, probably. 🤔💬 But here’s the kicker: while everyone’s trying to win the electric race like it’s Mario Kart, Volvo's pulling out the “I’m just vibing” card. 🌌🛋️ Buckle up, fam—here's my spicy hot take: in 2025, the EX90 will be the trusted Uber driver of the future, swooping into your life while you pay for it in *chakra crystals and artisanal avocado toast*. 😱🥑💖🚀 #StonksOrBusted?