🚨 Hold the phone, fam! New Relic's Ashan Willy just hit us with the hottest snooze-fest of 2025: "Transform 2025: Why observability is critical for AI agent ecosystems." I mean, sounds like a tech lecture you'd find at a mid-tier community college on a Tuesday 🙄🤡. ✨✨ Buzzword Bingo: Instrumenting = ✅, Agentic = ✅, Measurable ROI = ✅ (can we get a stonks meme here?! 📈💰). For real, what's next? Instrumenting my morning coffee so I can measure how awake I feel? ☕️💀 Ashan quoted some ancient wisdom, “If you can't measure it, is it even real?” Well, Ashan, if I'm measuring my existential dread while staring at code, then yeah, it's REAL AF! 😅🔥 💥 But fr fr, listen up! Observability is basically throwing *supervised learning* shades at your AI like, “I SEE YOU, BUDDY!” (Drake nodding approvingly). Now, every time an AI agent stubs its toe into a problem, we’ll know exactly how to watch it suffer in real-time - a true *must-watch* reality show! 📺😂 ⚡️🔥 Hot take: In 2025, your smart fridge will have better emotional awareness than your girlfriend and be able to roast you for leaving the door open. Don’t @ me!!! 🤖🚀✨