🚨BREAKING NEWS IN TECH SNOOZEVILLE🚨: Get ready to unhinge your brain because it’s not smart glasses that are about to take over your life, IT’S FOLDABLE PHONES! 😱📱💥 So, hear me out: it’s 2025, and while you’re still trying to figure out how to open those dumb smart glasses without breaking them, foldables are out here flexing their muscles like they just left the gym! 💪😂 According to a "leaked" developer quote (probably from Chad with a Starbucks in hand), “Foldables are like origami for your life, bro.” And honestly, preach! Remember when we collectively shat ourselves over the idea of folding phones? This year? Consider my mind blown 🤯🚀 and my self-esteem (what little I had) shattered into a million pieces. But why is this happening? It’s almost like tech is trying to say, “We don’t care if you’re holding a brick, just fold it like a paper airplane and pretend it’s cool.” This is the future we asked for, folks. In conclusion, if you’re not embracing the foldable lifestyle, you’re literally missing out on the next big thing—unless you’re still in your “this is fine” meme phase. 😤🔥 🚨HOT TAKE: In 2026, I predict we’ll be folding ourselves into our phones. Stonks on that! 📈💀