🚨💥 BREAKING: Tech Companies Have Decided to Start a Layoff Olympics in 2024! 🏅💔 Grab your popcorn, fam 🍿, because 2025 is looking like the ultimate dumpster fire of tech layoffs! 🔥💩 Yes, you read that right! Everyone from the shiny, towering skyscrapers of Big Tech to the rickety little startups trying to pitch their dream apps to your Aunt Karen are trimming the fat! 🚀💸 Here’s the tea: Imagine all the execs doing the Drake meme pointing to their “layoff quotas” like: “Y’all thought we were hiring? 😂 No cap, we're just practising for the next ‘How to Ruin a Company in 3 Easy Steps’ workshop.” 👨‍💻💬 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "I told my boss we should invest in people, but she said, 'Nah, we’re riding the ‘layoff wave’! #SurfingIntoBankruptcy'" 🤡 If you thought 2023 was rough, buckle up, buttercup! 🚨 We're now getting a comprehensive list of companies playing musical chairs with your job, dropped monthly! It’s like the Hunger Games but for developers! 🎮💀 Prediction? By Q2 2025, we’ll all be coding from our mom’s basement while tech bros launch a new app called “LayoffStonks”📉. This is fine! 📉💰✨ Share this with your work buddies while you still have a job!